#newkindofsad

Your life takes on a new shade of sad when at one a.m. you hear your roommate orgasm while you are swiffer wet jetting dog piss from the kitchen floor. #newkindofsad

Your life is a new kind of sad when you remember a conversation fondly and then realize it was in fact from a podcast. #newkindofsad

Your life is a new kind of sad when you fear you’ve given yourself carpal tunnel syndrome from playing candy crush. #newkindofsad

Your life is a new kind of sad when the only phone related thing your iphone was used for all day was a text from your roommate asking for a ride. #newkindofsad

Your life is a new kind of sad when you look at your wardrobe and realize gray has become your favorite color, but then you wonder: “does gray even count as a color”? #newkindofsad

You have reached a new kind of sad when you look at a sink full of dirty dishes and are relieved that at least you have that to do for the weekend. #newkindofsad

Your life is at a new kind of sad when your most engaged conversation of the weekend is with the AT&T customer service guy. #newkindofsad

When you have to tell your four year old niece that you are just fat and there is no baby in there. #newkindofsad

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  1. Dad says:

    Well I moved three refrigerators today. It was very satisfying. I’ll call you next time.

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